See what they had said was...

”Started from the bottom now we here.” —...

naturallyalise — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:32:00 -0500

”Started from the bottom now we here.” — Helium

“Walked my collie, I’m sweatin-woo!” -Timmy, Lassie’s owner

journeytogirly — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:08:19 -0500

“Walked my collie, I’m sweatin-woo!”
-Timmy, Lassie’s owner

“Ya best protect ya neck!” ~Marie Antoinette

naturallyalise — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:15:32 -0500

“Ya best protect ya neck!”

~Marie Antoinette

“I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAT...

naturallyalise — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:05:19 -0500

“I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!”

~Thomas Jefferson

“From the moments of pain, look how far we done came,...

getpinched — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 11:43:04 -0400

“From the moments of pain, look how far we done came, haters saying ya changed, now ya doing ya thang… good mornin!” - Haters Gonna Hate Gif

“WHO GON’ STOP ME… WHO GON’ STOP ME,...

getpinched — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 11:28:00 -0400

“WHO GON’ STOP ME… WHO GON’ STOP ME, HANH????” - The Green Light

“36 o’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round...

getpinched — Wed, 23 May 2012 17:29:45 -0400

“36 o’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina” - Darius, of “Love Jones”

“WIPE ME DOWN, ‘cause I’m on.” - Glass...

getpinched — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:57:52 -0400

“WIPE ME DOWN, ‘cause I’m on.” - Glass to a bottle of Windex

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME! - Synchronized...

getpinched — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:00:50 -0400

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME! - Synchronized Swimmers

“Let me show you how that pussy works…” -...

getpinched — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:40:08 -0400

“Let me show you how that pussy works…” - Jerry

journeytogirly: So, I was browsing ukulele covers on YouTube...

journeytogirly — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:19:00 -0400

journeytogirly:

So, I was browsing ukulele covers on YouTube (don’t ask), and came across this…

I’m still buying a ukulele, doe.

Reblogging because this ish is still funny.

(In response to Drake’s alleged YOLO claim) Drake: You...

getpinched — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:43:04 -0400

(In response to Drake’s alleged YOLO claim)

Drake: You only live once that’s the motto… YOLO.

Unamused Cat: Bitch, please. 9 Lives, ho. NLH.

“Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the...

naturallyalise — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 14:04:02 -0500

“Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy…” ~Salvation Army

“Touch my cheddar, feel my Beretta…” ~Chester...

naturallyalise — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 13:55:38 -0500

“Touch my cheddar, feel my Beretta…” ~Chester the Cheetah

“I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby....

naturallyalise — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 13:52:34 -0500

“I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby. BABY!” ~The Stork

“And live the phrase Sky’s the Limit....

naturallyalise — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 13:45:20 -0500

“And live the phrase Sky’s the Limit. Motherfucker.” ~Tuskeegee Airmen

“I got three hundred and fifty-seven ways to simmer saute,...

getpinched — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 11:06:27 -0500

“I got three hundred and fifty-seven ways to simmer saute, I’m the winner all day.” — Wolfgang Puck

(props to @miss_tlee for inspiring this by tweeting the lyric!)

“…and all I can say is… I’m so,...

getpinched — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:57:04 -0500

“…and all I can say is… I’m so, i’m so, i’m so, i’m so, i’m so I’m so proud of you I’m so, i’m so, i’m so, i’m so, i’m so I’m so proud of you” — Mr. Miyagi to Daniel-san

cc: @pinchmycheekie

naturallyalise — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:13:28 -0500

cc: @pinchmycheekie

These bitches callin’ me Manning, Eli(Manning, Eli!) Ma,...

getpinched — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:43:30 -0500

These bitches callin’ me Manning, Eli
(Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli
These bitches callin’ me (Manning, Eli)

— Eli Manning, Super Bowl XLVI MVP (duh, I HAD to)